Author: Bonster (e-mail some feedback)
Disclaimer: This is strictly non-profit fan fiction, and no infringment is intended.


Title: Cloves
Characters: Elijah Wood
Rating: K
Summary: Elijah and his cloves.

Elijah sits down on the driest area of the backdoor steps and sighs.

He pulls out his pack of cloves and quickly takes one out. The air is still thick with moisture from the rain, humid but cool. He uses a fifty-cent lighter he bought at a convenience store.

Someone tried to bum one earlier, and he had wanted to snarl at them. Instead his eyes had widened just a little, a manic-possessive look swimming just underneath the surface. The person had gotten the message.

He licks his lips, savoring the sweet coating. He squeezes the pack a little tighter.


Title: Collisions That (Don't) Occur
Characters: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood
Rating: K
Summary: Billy's surfboard gets broken, and he's left to sit alone on the beach.

“I’m fine, really.”

Dominic nods, hovers.

Billy shrugs and gestures for him to go.

So he does.

Left to sit alone in the burning sun, sand and salt in his hair and on his skin, Billy grimaces at his surfboard and the large chunk that had been obliterated by a well-placed rock.

Sighing, he looks out to the glistening blue water and the bodies laughing, playing and enjoying the plentiful waves.

He frowns as Elijah surfs the same area he did, and doesn’t find the well-placed rock, but instead the well-placed Dom.

Wetsuits collide and meld.

Billy is suddenly cold.


Title: Untitled
Characters: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, a dance floor full of people
Rating: K
Summary: Er, semi-songfic, fluffy thing to Whitney Houston's "I wanna dance with somebody".

Billy glared.

wanna dance with somebody

Dom writhed around the dance floor, sidling up if someone, anyone gave a second glance.

Even near-rutting with that graceless buffoon in the corner.

Billy snorted, seethed, looked away.

wanna feel the heat with somebody

New song began. A few beats and measures in, he felt a hand on his shoulder.

Preparing to give a ‘fuck off and die’ look, Billy was startled to see Dom smiling smugly, hand extended.

“Quit sulking you jealous moron, and come dance with me.”

Billy’s throat refused to protest. He took Dom’s hand.

with somebody who loves me


Title: Mid-morning Perceptions
Characters: Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom
Rating: K
Summary: Viggo stops the car in the mid-morning and looks at a fence.

Viggo slowed down and pulled the car to the side of the road. Hopping out, taking a deep breath of the mid-morning air, he crossed the front of the vehicle to get a better look at what he had so briefly seen.

The leaning fence post was a thing of fragile beauty, barbed wire and grain of wood the only things keeping it erect.

What the post needed was a pair of strong hands with a firm grip. Glancing back at the car where Orlando sat dozing, with his head on the passenger-side window, Viggo smiled at the coincidental metaphors.


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